i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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