so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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