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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)

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• (516): View more from New York

  so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs

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• (917): View more from New York City

  had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.

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• (714): View more from California

  I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.

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• (916): View more from California

  They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"

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• (607): View more from New York

  I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney

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