that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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