her vagine was all disorganized.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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