shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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