some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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