my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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