He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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