you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i think im in europe. pls send help
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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