I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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