problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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