My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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