3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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