I wanna bring you to show and tell
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
These tits shall not be calmed
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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