If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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