You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
zippers are such a cool invention
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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