Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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