What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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