i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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