My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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