You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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