so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize