How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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