Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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