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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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