I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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