would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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