Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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