we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If I die, sorry about rent.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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