I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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