just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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