I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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