are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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