People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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