Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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