you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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