On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My penis needs a shock collar
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The struggles of a small town man whore
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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