this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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