you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
