his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
