Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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