Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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