my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
