just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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