Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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