Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
May the power of my ass compel you!!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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