How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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