I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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