I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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