just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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