i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
