I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
