HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
This is classic penis vs brain.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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