I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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